I KNOW HE DIDN’T!

Pete n Joe

  1. Thaw out his carpenter’s glue in my microwave.
  2. Fill the trunk of my car with coal for forging.
  3. Throw a dead otter in the back seat of my car because the hide looked nice.
  4. Take a contract for 64 historic windows because “his wife can do the glazing while he makes the frames.”
  5. Fart in front of my Mother on purpose with leg hiked in air.
  6. Park in the handicapped space cause “handicapped folks aint got no business being at the liquor store.”
  7. Volunteer me to pick up a convict being released from a long stint in prison.
  8. Take me on a week-long camping trip with friends and not bother to mention that there won’t be any “facilities”.
  9. Watch one of our chairs roll down the interstate while en-route to one of these week-long camping trips and announce “Hmmm….You know that was YOUR chair right?”
  10. Yell at me from the bed as I’m getting ready for work because his coffee cup is empty and he can’t wait much longer for his second cup.

If your marriage is easy then you’re obviously doing it wrong.

11 thoughts on “I KNOW HE DIDN’T!

  1. Almost Iowa

    I read and re-read the list and still couldn’t find anything unusual. I even had the Mrs called out of a meeting at work to see if she could spot something. She couldn’t either but gosh was she grumpy!

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  2. laurie27wsmith

    Hmm, great list. I think the worst thing I’ve done is to put a kangaroo skull in the centre console of the car. Bleached white of course but man she didn’t like it one bit.

    Reply

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