The super bowl is coming! How are you supposed to have a super bowl without cheese dip? This is AMERICA! This is how we do this. Two cans Rotel tomatoes, one box Velveeta, toss in crock pot, let melt.
Panic! Gloom! Despair!
They’ll have to postpone the game. That’s the only answer. What else can we do?
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear…..I need a Valium…