I’m thinking about putting this picture on my resume. Even without the cape it exhibits my incredible talent for wiping out the bad guys and saving the world in general. It’s definitely the stache. Oh who am I kidding. I’m just freaking awesome no matter how you look at it.
Now that we have my self esteem in check I am sure to gain copious offers of employment. Who wouldn’t want me doing their payroll or organizing their files? Eureka! I had an epiphany! The next time I go to see Mr. Shrink and extremely large cape guy is there I’ll bring my stache and we will make an awesome duo!