December 30, 2013 is my last day of employment. We are going to officially shut down the company on that day. Being unemployed probably isn’t the ideal way to start out the new year but change can be good. It’s been 20 years since I’ve drawn unemployment. Things may have changed a bit. I’ve grown quite fond of eating so unemployment just isn’t going to work for me. I often wonder how job hoppers do it. The stress of not knowing the future is debilitating to me.
So, I have some pretty big goals for 2014. It’s OK though. I’ll just throw on my cape and ride my unicorn into town to conquer all. I’ll be pooping rainbows and farting glitter so I’m pretty sure potential employers will notice me. Who wouldn’t want to hire someone this awesome?