You’re as sleek and refined as my 22 bullet.
Your style’s made many a purty girl swoon
One wink of your eye and she’ll lasso the moon.
With culture and class, this redneck “do”
Has weakened the knees of a Filly or two.
Bobby Joe and Billy Jack better hitch up their horse
For Donna Lyn and Donna Sue are tracking their course.
When a Rodeo Queen sets her mind on a man
You better pony that tail as fast as you can.
So before you let Cletus give you that trim
Take heed and remember what them Gals did to Big Jim.
His mullet so fine brushing the nape of his neck
Sent them Redneck Women toward him to hen peck.