Ok, so I’m moseying around the craigslist job postings and I find this.
Personal Assistant (LR) Businessman looking for a sexy lady to be my new assistant. If interested send resume or info and recent photos.
- Location: LR
- Compensation: $600 weekly
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
- do NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers
Ummmm……What exactly would this resume/info contain?
Name: Bambi, Candy, Cocoa (Take your pick.)
Address: I prefer somewhere by the river please.
Qualifications: I can walk in stripper shoes and like to wear low cut blouses. I can adorn your arm and make you appear successful.
Education: I excelled in “Shake dat ass” 101. I also attended the “Pouty lips and Fluttering eyes” seminar by Hughie.
Previous experience: Yes but the health clinic says I’m clean now.
Oh how I would love to see these resumes.