What the hell is that white stuff?

100_0414I opened the door for Pearl to go out and potty. I swear she turned around, looked me in the eye and said “Oh heyell nah”! It’s a little crunchy out there. I had big plans to go to Macy’s today with my bitter half but I’m not so sure the interstate is passible.
I realize our behavior is ridiculous to northerners but the problem is we just aren’t equipped for this stuff. It never fails, when you do get cabin fever and go out there Mr. Dumbass Redneck is on the roads trying to see if he can do doughnuts on main street. His windows are rolled down and his passengers are hanging out the windows with beer in hand while hollering “Geronimo!”
Yes, we roll like that.