My brain is overloaded with too much seriousness. I need some absurdity in my day. I think I’ll begin by making you look at ridiculously cute pictures of Pearl. You know you’re going to look. Seriously, she’s adorable. She gets that from me. Do not worry. I am not vain. I am merely honest. Ok, so maybe I’m full of shit but look anyway. Here’s a little advice from Pearl:
Stop and smell the flowers. Watch out for the bees though.
Don’t cast your Pearls before the swine.
Some days your ears just hang low. Go with it. Not every day can be a good ear day.
Love the one you’re with even if they protest. They always want your kisses.
Don’t be afraid to show your inner Redneck. Mini-skirts and halter tops are always in style.
Never forget where you come from and make people say “awww” as much as possible.
Happy Thursday Y’all!