Warning, I may have opinions and may possibly speak them. If you are offended by my opinion do not worry. It is of no monetary value. Please ignore any of my opinions that do not agree with your opinions.* Our opinions may not play well together. You may argue with my opinion if you wish though this may be unfruitful as I am stubborn. I am unlikely to change my opinion though it has happened before. Please respect my right to have an opinion.
My opinion is greatly jaded by my perspective. It is unlikely that your opinion will mirror my opinion as you are looking from a different perspective. In the event that our opinions come near each other please do not feel the need to compromise your opinion in order to exactly align with my opinion. I assure you that I will not be offended.
On the occasions that your opinion is at an exact polar opposite of my opinion I promise not to attack your opinion in any way. It is your right to have that opinion.
This opinionated agreement has been reached on the Fifteenth day of August in the year of our Lord Two Thousand Thirteen.**
* Alcohol may increase these opinions.
** Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Please do not shower while blow drying your hair. Smoking cigarettes may damage your lungs.